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[herewardbound]

"This is Phoenix. If you have this number, you're smart enough to know how to leave a message."

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[herewardbound]

Yeah, I feel that. I've just stopped trying to keep track at this point, time's a construct of human perception anyway. It's June 2016 here, something in 2018 probably in Tokyo, March 2024 back home, and whothefuckknows in the other fucking place like this I've been. I choose not having a fucking aneurysm.

[gorobo]

... Phoenix. What, and I don't say this lightly, the fuck.

I could probably calculate it but also: no. I'll just assume you're old compared to myself and the other versions of us.

[herewardbound]

We're gonna go with 'twenty'

[gorobo]

Sure thing. Old man.

[herewardbound]

back in my day, younguns like you knew to respect your elders

and if they didnt we beat em with a sock full of rocks til they learned to keep their mouth shut

[gorobo]

Yeah, don't think that one would work on me, old man. You'd be sorely disappointed with the metallic 'clunk' you'd get in return for your efforts.